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These are your reading glasses, buddy. They only make things 1 times, 1 times bigger. Dude, they hurt my eyes so bad. Yeah. You gotta do it with your reading. If you're do you They said Like Rogan asked you, oh, they say Ironman on them. Yeah. I'm Ironman. What they're what Hey, O'Brien. I I love that these were the option, like, uh-oh, sick. I'll take the Ironman ones. Dude, I I speaking of Ironman, so I'm in Denver this weekend. I decided I wake up from a nappy poo, and I go, I'm gonna go downstairs, and I'm gonna start doing kettlebells. I'm gonna swim Bad algaes? Bad idea. And, and I was like, okay, that was good. And then I'm walking to back to my room and my back, I was like, oh. Seized up. My back seized up. What happened to my lower back? And now I'm a mess. Just getting older, dog. Well, I don't think kettlebells are good for you. I mean, when you If you're not old You're swinging. If you're not old. You're over here swinging this kettlebell today. No. I was doing deep No. He's doing Slow squats. With a 100 pound kettlebell. But if you're older, yeah, kettlebells aren't for you, buddy. Right. I don't think they're for anybody. That's how, they say that's how came Velasquez f**ked up his back, swinging a 200 pound kettlebell. You think it's that, or you think it's since he's been arrested since he's 4? Well, they said that this guy was on Rogue. I know a ton of people use kettlebells. That's a narrative. Like, obviously, CrossFit, they're just doing too many reps. Yeah. Kettlebells are fine. Hey, bud. Not with £200. Buddy, you're older. Yeah. But now with £200. You're interested because you're older, dude. Like, my back tweaked this morning. It did? Just my lower back because I was running. I didn't warm up. You got it. We're older, dude. Gotta f**king warm up. It's not the kettlebell. It's not the treadmill. That's f**k, dude. You're 60. Yeah. It's that. I'm not 60. I'm 57. Whatever. It's gonna be 58, Bubba. I know. Time moves. When you get older, a year is 1 month. Yeah. You're like, that was 10 years ago. You saw, Jaybird? I saw your brother. I saw Joe Klopfenstein. Saw Big Joe. You saw my boys. I saw Cody Donovan. I saw Cody Donovan. Mama and Nub didn't come. They don't go out after 6 PM Sweeties. Because all the illegal immigrants. Oh, they're so cute. Yeah. I went because my mom's been asking me for tickets forever. Yep. Yep. Week of, I'm like, hey, mom. I talked to Brian. I can give him his tickets you need for you and Nubb and whoever else wants to come. She goes, what time is that, are you? I think it's, like, 7 or 9:30. She goes, oh, Oh, no. We can't make it. I'm, like, you've been bothering me. Yeah. They're not yeah. He's not doing comedy at 2 in the afternoon. He's not Jeff Dunham. What the f**k? Of course, it's at night. She was always just it's too dangerous that night with all these illegals. Oh, wait. You ain't one of these illegals. Yeah. She's right. Yeah. She's right. Well, there's a lot of homeless down there. But, Oh, Denver's bad with homeless. Yeah. Macy Barber came to my show. She's great. Yeah. I didn't see her. Bada*s. I didn't see her. I wanted to meet her, but she came. And then, joke, Nikola Jokic's brother, Jokovic. Jokovic. Yeah. The Joker, his brother came. And I'm looking at Klop. You know how big Klop is? 6.6. Like, 3 seats over is another giant. I'm like, who the f**k is that guy? They sat clapping him next to each other? Basically. And he's the small brother, though. And he's the small brother, and he's bigger than Klopp. Hell, yeah. I was like, what is going on with his family? Big boys. Those Serbs are Those ones are. Joker's like 7 feet or something crazy? Let's look that up. 6 Nicolette. 10, maybe? I think he's 7 feet, Bobby. Is he a 7 footer? Yeah. I think he's I know he's 7 foot. You might be right. But he was, like, 610, 611. Okay. Because those guys are all there he is. 611. What are you talking There you go. What in the world are we talking about? The best, baby. And his big his brother he's got a brother that's way bigger than him. Yeah. And they and they run that Lumer Square. And he gets in he gets in some trouble. Yeah. They're not scared of anybody. No. No. Yeah. I wouldn't either. Big boys. I think they were probably all basketball players. You went to a steak house in Denver, Jason? A 5. Is it good? I think, Klop said Klop said the best steak he's ever had. If you're into He's also the investor of it? If you're into Wagyu, but it's good food. That's like Elon told me Tesla's the best. Okay. Well, you own it. It's very good food, though. It's very good food. It was really good. Was it good? I heard. Yeah. Jason is great. Yeah. But it's just good to see your brother. Your brother's all kinds of trim. Your brother's like, I'm I'm not eating. I don't need carbs. No sugar, no gluten, because he had that health scare with diabetes. Yeah. He said, say less. Yeah, dumba*s. You can't eat Cinnabon, Chick Fil A, Burger King on the same day for years. He's like, yeah, but I'm just trying to gain weight. I stay at 2:18. I'm like, I know, but your insides are dying. Dude, his wife, Anthony, told me the funniest story. He'll be at he she was like, he'll be at McDonald's, and he'll order he'll order, 2 meals, and then he'll turn to Anthony and go, and what do you want? Because he doesn't want the guy to think that he's a total pig, and he's ordering 3 meals. Oh, wow. So he would order 3 meals, but he was like, what do you want? She's like, what do you care of this guy? He's like, I don't want him to think I'm a pig. Like, hit some dude at the f**king window. That's hilarious. Hilarious. I love him. It was so good to see him, man. I I always forget how much I like you. He's the best. I hope he's out here. He gets out here Thursday. Yeah. I told him to stay with me. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about this. Hey. Hold on. Hey. You keep doing this Yeah. To grown men. Let me tell you something. Yeah. When my bro if you think when my brother comes in town Yeah. He's gonna stay with you that lives an hour from me No. I know it's a problem. He's gonna see his he's gonna see his nieces. Yeah. But I I Nephews. But he's gonna see his nephews. You you can do this. You you can do this. I'm telling you this from another guy who talks to your friends, you gotta quit asking people to stay at your house. No. No. I It's f**king weird, dude. I I know. It's so weird. I said, I live near the beach, and you guys should come and hang, and take the little scooters, and you can be near the beach. He wants to share what he has with people. No. I just like Jay. I want Jay. I want Jay to be able to stay with him. He always wants to I know if Jay stays there, I'm not gonna see him. Oh. No. Yeah. So it's more of that. Well, Jay is really lovable. I get that. Well, he's just he's just the thing about Jay, like, I don't know. Some people like some people are, like, if Jay's gonna talk, he knows exactly what he's talking about. Yeah. Yeah. You better come correct. You better come correct. It's exhausting. If he's gonna yeah. If he's gonna talk about something that he knows, you're you're not winning that. Sports. And loves loves his f**king fashion. Yeah. He does. That dude I'm kinda out of it. I I get over it. Yeah. But, like, he's not about spending $2,000 on a pair of boots that look like a regular pair. Oh, no. He's super frugal. Right. But he'll spend money on fashion. Certain stuff. Yeah. But he's frugal as f**k. Yeah. Well, maybe that's why he he can afford to spend on clothes when he really wants to, but he was wearing I bet you the clothes he was wearing, it was all Japanese. I bet you he was wearing They like all that Japanese s**t. I guarantee he was wearing $7,000 worth of clothing. No. I swear to God. Knowing Jay, I don't know. Bobo? Maybe. His jeans? That's where I'm taking Jay and the and the boys. That's is it Solvang? Solvang? Solvang? You're going to Solvang? Yeah. Because they have the have you ever been there? It's like a Danish town up north. I don't see us solving wine all at hand. It's all Christmas. No. For Christmas, it's I think it's German, though. Is this German or Danish? I think it's German. I've been there, and it's basically Danish. Little German. No. It says Danish. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I've been there, man. Solvang is interesting. Looks f**king cute. Yeah. The boys will love it. Yeah. It's, Little trinket shops? Yeah. You'll, you'll go like this. You're gonna go, oh, okay. No. I like that stuff. It's a little bit like the way I feel when I see fireworks. Because we all had to go watch the fireworks, and they were like, tada, tada, and I was like, okay. Well, fire at least this, you can walk around. I like doing long drives. Yeah. That'd be fun. Stroll around. Stroll around. What you bringing? What am I taking up to the scursion? Because we're loading up. Mother-in-law, father-in-law, Jay. I ran an excursion. Kiddos. And it's a good car when I was down in Florida. Excursion's an easy car to drive. No. You didn't. I did. You didn't run an excursion. I promise you didn't. I did. You didn't. Let me just say what it is. Hey. Here's the thing. Yeah. They stopped making them in 2005. I guarantee you, a rental place, unless you got it off, like, what the, you know, the local market. Like No. No. I rented 1. Yeah. Yeah. Excursion. No. You didn't. Was that Expedition? Maybe? Hey, what car did we rent? The Tahoe? You're an idiot. Okay. Thanks. Bye. She was by Tahoe, bye. Tahoe? Yeah. Like, Enterprise or Hertz isn't renting excursions. Hilt 6.0 Powerstroke Excursions. I expeditions. I was thinking about years old. I had a choice between a Tahoe and an Expedition. Yeah. Tahoe's are cool. Excursion and Tahoe. Expedition. Yeah. No. My daughter's putting the full court press on me about cars. Oh, what did we decide? Let uncle b help, dude. Let me look her up. But but Tesla threes are are leasing for 2.99 with, like, 0 percent APR. How many miles down? Like, how many miles? I think you have to put, like, $3 down. It's like 35 miles. Miles do you get? Well, probably 10? Yeah. You know, but that's not bad. Probably 5. No. I don't know. Tesla's a I think it's 10. I think it doesn't go down to 5. But, I mean, it's You definitely you definitely wanna lease it. A 36 month lease, but I'm not getting my 16 year old daughter a Tesla. Yeah. I just I'm I'm I'm opposed to it. I know. I told you this. Putting the They're all quick. You're you're you're f**king crying over a convertible BMW. Teslas are more dangerous. Well, they're they're sturdier though. They're more dangerous. You're saying because you just take liberties. Everything. Yeah. They'll get liability too. You wanna have I wanna know what's insurance gonna cost me? I wouldn't get out of that. And they're fast. You don't wanna have something fast. They're too fast. She's a super cautious gal, though. It doesn't matter. It's capability. You know what? She f**ked up. Floor is it? You're right, brother. You're right. For your son, you give him a f**king f 100 manual. Let him drop his nuts. Learn how to properly drive. I like the manual. That's how I learned. I know. How are you guys doing? How was your weekend? Just take a little break. I wanna talk about the fact that, first of all, if you like comedy, I'm in Naples at Off the Hook Hockey Club this weekend. I'm no longer here. Boy, Nick. I'll see you Nick. Absolutely. You mean Eric at Virginia? No. I have another no. Nick at the club, dude. The manager. You mean Dennis? Yes. But you yeah. His nickname is Nick. Yes. So his name is Nick. Yeah. But Dennis. You know? Yeah. Dennis. Dennis a k Nick. Percent. Yes. 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I know, but I saw Cub Swanson. Dude, he looks great. Should retire, but yeah. Right? Yeah. Like retire on top. Yes. Two wins in a row now. Yeah. It's great. Get out. But it's heartbreaking. You didn't see Colby though. Man, I saw the highlights and I didn't wanna see it. I just didn't wanna see it because it looked brutal. He looked he got beat up. It was it was a it was in a competition. And I watched Buckley fight live against, Wonder Boy and, you know, he got the job done. But I I I don't know. I just maybe I just thought Kobe would out wrestle him. No. And this kid is a wrestler from Michigan? No. No? No. He fights at St. Louis. But, Why why Buckley's a monster. Monster. So strong. And, like yeah. And young man. The strength difference, he's in his prime. Like, COVID shoot. He'd have good shot and just I mean, not a prayer deal. He wouldn't even sprawl. It looked like he was just putting No. He was sprawled, but he's just, like, rock. Oh. Chucking him off. And then beat Kobe Kobe got beat up. And those exchanges, just pop pop pop pop. And Kobe has such a chin. There's one thing he can't take away from Kobe's f**king chin. He's getting lit up. What what do you think it is? Just older, lack of Yeah, dude. Same thing as you with these f**king kettlebells age, dude. And there's nothing we can do about it. Yeah. It's just, you know How old is especially with his style. He's got a lot of miles on it. 36. How old? 36. Damn. How old is Buckley? 20 about 26. Bright. But co Kobe just has a lot of miles on him. It's just over, man. And in that division, you gotta be He's 30 to go. Yeah, man. And he's so strong. That kid is just And technical, like, he's a top five guy. Yeah. Always 36, a lot of miles, 2 years off. Like, you know, it's a tough fight, man. I don't know what you do with him, you know? He's saying I have a train canvas, campaigning for Trump. You know, he's running with the whole thing. He's funny. Well, he I've seen him look a little harder physically, meaning his body. Yeah. Older, dude. Right? Older. Yeah. Like, he looked a little bit I've seen him when he's in He took it on short notice. Okay. You know? But So there's a chance he wasn't training as much. It doesn't matter. Really? It wouldn't it wouldn't matter. Did you get to an age? Jim the rules. Yeah. He did have that he had a broken foot for a long time, so he wasn't able to show Stroke his foot early in the Leon Edwards fight. Yeah. And he but he was when I saw him, he came to my show in Miami. It was well, well after that, and he was still f**ked up with his 2 foot. His foot was like, he was literally not able His fighting style and his age is just over. Yeah. My foot Especially he wants to fight, you know, those top 5 guys. Like, he's just not in the cards anymore, man. These guys are killers. That young crop is so talented. g*****n. Shot goes. It's all good. Yep. Had a great career, you know? I thought the, Dustin Jacoby, Vic, Vitor Petrino fight was I did not see I did not see, Jacoby beating him. Like, I did look like I mean, just that that He was losing the whole fight. Yeah. And Vitor's got a body on him. That's what I said. First team all body. Right? And, just a tail piece. Looks like it's Neither one of them a lot of volume, and then finally Honestly, nothing was losing the whole fight. That great to me. Not that they No. That that was great, though. But, again, Jacoby was just waiting for the opportunity. It wasn't rushing anything, and eventually it came. And so his coach told him, be patient. Be don't rush. This guy hits too hard. Be patient. And then finally just That that kid. Straight 1 to Manel. Yeah. Manel Cap is gonna be a problem. Did you did you see that fight? Yeah. He's good. f**king good. Flyway is 25. Right? Yeah. Tiny, guys. Yeah. Tiny. I don't know how small he was, but he's Kept, like, begging Dana for the title shot. Dan was like, enjoy your moment. We'll talk to after, dude. Easy. The whole time, he said, you're on TV. Like, my Bisping's like, alright. You're on the phone. I know. He's like, you're on the And he's like, one more thing. He's like, no. I got it. That's what I did. I was like, dude, dude. How about you go finish your job, enjoy your moment, and we'll talk after, dude? That's a 125. You know? Yeah. But, yeah. It's a good card. It's the last card of the year. You got tie you got, Tyson fighting Usyk rematch this Saturday. Didn't even know that. Lucic's a slight favorite, but I think mine is one fit. He should be. I think he's the greatest ever to ever do it. I do too. Yeah. I do too. Yeah. I think he's incredible. For Tyson, though. Also, I was saying this on the shop show. If you're a conspiracy guy, you wanna make total bank here. You want Fury to win this one, so the trilogy, they make even more money. If it's one one, they make because if he beats him again, then it's over. There's a very, very there's a very there's a lot of, strong evidence, and, there's some strong evidence that, the reason Francis Ngannou went the distance with Tyson Fury is because it was planned that way. Yeah. There's some people that say that. But still, you know, who knows? Who knows? I I think Tyson could put on a better performance. I still don't know if he has the skill to beat Usyk. He's so f**king good. I mean, Usyk is So g*****n. Wizard. Dude, and the promo they're doing for this buildup, that's what's crazy. You didn't realize this Saturday. The promo they're doing for it Oh, that was a good one. Best I've ever seen. That promo was the greatest I sent it to you and Rogan. It's so good. Unbelievable. We should watch that. That's incredible. Get flagged. Right? It's so good. So good. That must have been so expensive. It's a movie. It's basically a movie. But the Saudis, they have all the f**king money. They don't give a f**k. That's right. They have all the money. They don't care. Saudi. Yeah. They don't care. Yeah. I think Ussik like, somebody was breaking down, like, how he fights, and they were showing, like, the traps he uses against Anthony Joshua. It's so high level s**t. It's just high level. It's the highest. It's the highest. Who's the best? Those those Russians, Ukrainians, that system, they they are scientists. The best. They figured out sport, man. Oh, dude. What explain the drone thing to me. What's going on there? Well, it's interesting. So what they Can I get before you get into it, can I tell you? Our government knows what they are. Yes. 100%. If they didn't, they would shoot them down. There's a reason they're not shooting them down. They're behind it. Yes. It's some testing that they're doing. Exactly. That's it. It's not aliens. No. A 100% not. So, my problem with what's going on with the drones, this is obviously something's going on national security wise. Whether or not it's they're looking for some radiation material. Okay? That's the scary scenario. Something's going on, But it is obviously our intelligence agency. In New Jersey why would you be almost always Sorry. Because that might be where the threat is. Right? That might be where they're picking up some kind of radioactive energy Could it be a nuclear bomb? They don't know. It's pretty scary, but they don't know. They're not talking. My my issue is this. Why do they seem into Mecca too? So so there may very well be there may very well be intelligence that something is not good going on, and they're trying to figure it out. Now here's why I think that's the case. Typically, when, the military runs an exercise like this, like it could be, you know, when They give them the heads up. Right? Local law enforcement know, and they let the governor of that state know that they're doing things so people know that. Not letting giving people a heads up? So so the benefit there's no benefit necessarily shutting people out? Unless But couldn't you tell the couldn't you tell the governor, like, hey, we're just running some, some standard testing. Just don't be alarmed. Even if they should be alarmed, but just so they don't sound the alarm, shouldn't they give them a heads up going, we're running the standard drum testing? Do, and that's why this is unique. So there are 2 scenarios. 1, this administration doesn't tell anybody anything. Like, this is this this government, this administration has gotten in the habit of saying nothing to anyone. The worst. I mean, they they they Biden just will stop talking to the American people and has done that through his whole thing. We also know that they were they were hiding very, very actively his complete senility. Complete senility. Of course. Sharp as attack? Yeah. Sharp as attack. Yeah. Right. So we've been gaslit by this administration. This is kinda new where where it was it's kinda been okay to step out of the game. But I want The other thing is it's so sensitive. It's so sensitive. They don't want alarmists? It's a matter of such national security that they don't want to say anything. Yep. And these are not drones, they're pretty almost positive. They're little planes, right? Man. Wow. So it's f**king it's Alarming. It's alarming. And there's also an air force base in Jersey where they were. Like there's a, you know, a secretive so I don't know, man. I I think it's really, really Rogan posted this guy. Go to Rogan's Twitter. He reposts this video. He goes, I was Yeah. That's the guy. He goes, I was scared because he's got looking for radioactive. Right? Like, nuclear bombs. Right? Yeah. Yeah. That's always been the the fear is that this technology is making it so you can miniaturize nuclear weapons and then detonate them. This guy. Yeah. So Rogan put, this is the first video about these drones that has got me genuinely concerned. So it says CEO of drone manufacturing company that has government contracts gives interesting take on what's happening in New Jersey. Now it's 10 minutes. Yes. That's too long. Yeah. I watched it. No. He he wasn't he saying, like, we But this isn't where I got my info from. I got my info from also some some some, journalists at, Commentary Magazine that were talking about this who followed us. Yeah. But this guy would know too, but so he was he was saying it could be, nuclear bombs that we lost. Well or that were planted there. There's a lot of, you know remember, Ukraine isn't at war right now. There's a lot of feasible material so you can take a nuclear rod, like like just a spent nuclear rod that you would use for exam I'm sorry, uranium rod that you use in a diagnostic machine like a CAT scan. Okay? Or an MRI I should say, whatever. And I think CAT scan. And you can detonate it. If you detonate that over like a city like Jersey, you have to evacuate literally like a 10 mile radius, maybe even more. So you would have to literally shut down. Anybody? Yes, because the radiation Over time. Would the radiation would make that area inhospitable. So think about this, this is where New York City would not be inhabitable for 20 years. Oh, wow. That's the worry. Like the amount of economic pressure Someone got a hold of that and did over New York City like Times Square. f**king kidding. You have to get out. This it would be an absolute disaster. So when people talk about getting rid of the Department of Energy, the Department of Energy has scientists in it. So do you ever wonder why? Like, people like, what if somebody lets off a nuclear bomb at the Super Bowl at this game? They have scientists at every portal with with, Geiger counters, with things that can pick up radiation. They do that. To see if it's even close. Yes. And the Department of Energy has scientists that are responsible for keeping track of all the weapons grade uranium all over the world. It's a f**king serious job. There are a lot of nuclear physicists that are doing quiet work that we don't have to call. Inform the American people. It's the biggest worry that we have. The biggest worry that we have. There's already people are skeptical of the government at an all time high, and then this just adds to it. It's like, see? There are 2 things we're worried about. The miniaturization of nuclear weapons, because creating a nuclear reaction is getting easier and easier, and the information is out there with AI. Number 2, creating a chemical weapon using AI with just the chemicals in your garage. Number 3, CRISPR Cas9, which is editing the genes of bacteria and virus to make them insanely deadly. And that could unleash, you know, a a plague that makes, you know, f**king the bebond plague like that. Yeah. Those are real issues that our our government is working on all the time. Isn't it a little scary too when, like, Donald Trump is saying, like, you know, the drones aren't the enemy, guys. Don't worry about it. The military knows what's happening, but we don't really need to get into it. I feel like that's the part that's kind of a little confusing. See, that's what you say when when there's a situation like that. You let the president know and the president says, hey, this is this is Nothing to worry about. This is our knowledge. Be alarmed. This is our intelligence Here's what you should be worried about. Here's what what they just were are realizing. Do you know that in all these AI labs, where they're working on these are American labs working on the most secretive AI. Right? Creating, like like, these quantum computers and all this stuff. We hire Chinese nationals, and a lot of them in a lot of the people are You can tell people that. Of them are foreign born in in our f**king, in our AI labs. This is according to, you know, some people that are have done this real research and are in the labs. Check it out. How the f**k and and and and anybody will tell you that anybody who's a Chinese national is is an asset to the Chinese Communist Party, because if you're a Chinese national, you're giving them information. You're not telling you're not telling their government. Do you see how much they're slaying the Chinese army? Yeah. You're a 100% a f**king operative. How are we letting these people in the labs? I don't care how good they are. This is why China is stealing all of our AI, and we're in a we're in a major race world. A major race, yeah. And we can't lose that race. Apparently, we're beating them though. Yeah. Because we but they steal everything we make. They they can do it really quickly. So I'm I I don't know, man. It's a problem. Uh-huh. It all stressed me out. Let's change the subject. Let's change the subject. What were you gonna say? Did you guys watch football Thursday? Brendan watched the most boring game of his life. I didn't see it. What was I doing Thursday? Yeah. I text you. I'm like, holy s**t. Because I haven't watched an entire NFL game this year. It's so boring to me. NFL is so f**king weak this year. And I was like, alright. Let me tune in the Rams, Rams, Niners. Dude, it was all field goals. It was so boring. Even Jon Gruden, Keanu goes, they should get ripped. Thursday night football, it's the worst football I've ever seen. Not only, like, the Why is Thursday night bad? Bulls**t team. So hear me out here. The Niners are a team that are are incomplete. Injury bound. They're they're but but look but look. Hold on. They have 2 players on their team. 1 lost their kid at 1 years old. The other one's wife delivered a stillborn. I can't imagine what the energy in the locker room is. Who is that? Who lost their kid? I'd have to Joey Bose has been hurt all year. Christian McCaffrey's out for the season. The season The 2 Purdy was injured. Mess in there. Okay? It was Trent Williams and, he had the stillborn baby. He's also the best offense attack in the league. But then you get a guy like Devondre Campbell, who's taken a roster spot, who in the middle of the game Refuses off. Walks off. Goes, you know what? I don't wanna play. You know what they said? So they suspend him 3 games. They go. They're saying he's kinda f**ked because, you know, they'll release him after this. No team no one's gonna wanna play with him. Who wants that cancer? Why did he do that? Because they were losing and they sucked this year. Dude, it You don't get to get up and just leave. But, dude, think about that guy, how talented he is. His since he was a kid, his goal is to get to the NFL. Now you've shot yourself in the foot, literally shot yourself in the foot, and no one's gonna wanna play with you because you gave up on your team. I've never seen that happen ever in professional sports. Never. Ever. You're f**ked, dude. Like and what did you do to your team? Because and even Kittle players were pissed. They were injured with other players and they were like, that was a right. And most NFL guys are quiet on that stuff. Even Kittle, they ask somebody, he goes, I don't want my locker room. That's the heart of the team. You're f**ked, dude. Anywhere you go, you're that guy now. You're f**ked. Yeah. That's Your entire life, you've built for this moment and you f**ked yourself. Huge mistake. The only thing he can do is learn from his mistake. He may not play next year probably. Is he really good though? He's he's not he's not he's just a guy. I mean, he's in the NFL, so he's f**king good. But compared to the others, he's a guy. Remember how good Allen Iverson was? Yeah. But when Allen Iverson was a cancer, nobody wanted him? Yeah. Like, that's the situation you're happening here. So you think he'll will he be playing next year? I don't know what team would want him. He might be a It might be a will he get kicked off the 40 niners? No. He cut from the 40 niners. Yeah. That locker room is isn't gonna have it. The team would do it. The team we can't work with him. The locker room's already going through so much like he said with injuries and the And this f**king guy walks off. Get out of here, bro. Screwed. You don't deserve to be here. You get you took another person's spot. There's another dude that would have sat there and ate that s**t all day. Yeah. I watched, my first NFL game, I watched a ton of college ball and then, Travis Hunter won the Heisman, CU Buff. 2nd Buff to win it. Rashaun Salom won the first. Alright. Travis Hunter, best college football player. Travis Hunter? Yep. You never heard of him. Quite a bit. Nope. Nope. What is he? Played every snap at offensive receiver and defense. Won the best, won the Blittkoff award and the Thorpe award, so it goes to the best receiver in college football, best defensive back in college football. Yeah. This is actually a current event too, but He's not a big guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was the one who was talking about his dad and he was crying. Yep. His dad couldn't come. You know what's crazy? What happens He's really close with Leaster. He lives with Leaster in the off season. He does? Yeah. He fishes. He's a big fisher. Wow. Yeah. And he's just a 4th he's what his girlfriend is. He's a wide receiver in a corner. I mean, come on. What about his girlfriend? He plays 2 positions. His girlfriend's getting so much backlash right now. I'll just play a video for you, Brian, and then you you go ahead and so this one he wins? And she's getting lit up, dude. So she's right here. She refuses to stand. She's the only one that didn't stand. So people are like, what the f**k? So Deon touches her to get up. That's her? Yeah. That's her. Well, she's probably embarrassed. She doesn't want to make it about herself, you know? It's a lot there. Like, you're like, I don't know what to do. You know? It's the first time she's been in that situation. You're such a cuck. Dude, if I want a f**king Heisman and my family if everyone stands up, my girl refuses to stand up. Get off. She stood up. My dad has to go, hey, give me a hug. No. Sometimes that happens. Sometimes it's like, oh. Really? How many times were the Heisman? I was a really good athlete Yeah. I know. In high school. Isn't that crazy? And that but then that so that started, which whatever. Alright. Yeah. Maybe she was confused, which is lame. But then he's doing a signing, and she starts saying, like, like, how long am I gonna be here? Like, she's giving an attitude, and she's just this poor girl, she's new that and she didn't ask for us. The Internet is destroying this poor girl. So Travis Hunter, who does you know, what the young kids does, he gets on the Internet. He's doing, like, a stream. He's like, y'all need to back up, man. Like, my girl was supporting me because some of my family's going back to the hotel. She goes, I I have to stay here or something. He's like, you're it's out taken out of context. She was just looking for clickbait. He goes, she drank herself to sleep crying. Aw. He's like, she doesn't deserve any of this. No. She doesn't. She's probably somebody who feels very uncomfortable in the limelight. That's what it looks like to me. Like, that's there's a lot. Some people are just like, I know people, you know, who don't I have family members who just any of that, they'd be like, oh, they just don't wanna they're like, it's not my moment, you know, and they I I have family members that would not stand up because they don't wanna make a scene. I know people who do that, so she's excused. But but not standing up, you're making a scene. But then she stood up. If every because Because Dion told her to. I know, but I mean, you're making Dion for it. I'm I'm with you. Stand the f**k up. Yeah. If I win the highs the Heisman Yeah. Yeah. Everyone else stands up Yeah. Sure. I'd be furious. But, again, that, whatever. Then the him at the signing, her her giving him some attitude, like, oh, this poor girl. Yeah. She just she's getting Internet savvy. Oh. That's a bro. That's a crash course on Internet. Or she just get is like, f**k this. Yeah. It can happen too. Also, yeah. You get insecure because your man's everything, and then he's probably getting a lot of attention, and she's like, well, he's, You're literally dating the best college football player on the planet, and he'll be a top 3 pick. Jesus. He's that good. Yeah. He's a beast. And, yeah. Wow. It's cool. That poor girl, though. When I saw Travis, like, she drunk herself to sleep. You guys need to stop. I'm like, oh, dude. They're just gonna continue. Oh, so that's not funny. Know their effect. Yourself to sleep. I know. Well, she's young. She's never dealt with it. She didn't sign up for this. Right. You're also dating or you're engaged with f**king Travis Hunter, girl? Yeah. Stand up. It's kind of a big deal. Stand up. You get Lil Wayne next year for god's sakes. Deion Sanders? Stand the f**k up. Lil Wayne was next year? Yeah. Oh, wow. Stand the f**k up. I mean and, like, literally, the guy's like a dual athlete. Like, he plays 2 positions. So, like, his stats compared to, like, Charles Woodson who won Heisman, like David Boss at receiver, like, not even close. Really? Not even close. Just what is it? Just speed and everything else. Yeah, man. He's good. He's like a Randy Moss or something. We'll get to him. No. Yeah. I know. It's a bummer. What what is he what is he, what is the other position on defense he plays? Corner. Corner. Remember Charles Woodson was, like, a two way player, but he played a fraction of plays that, like, Travis plays every single play. It's never been done before. What was the stat? Like, how many plays a game he had? Like, was somebody It's wild. It's the the the shape he has to be in is nuts. Just a freak. Nuts. What supplements is he on? Right? That's just called genetics. Yeah. It's called Yeah. Being gifted with everything. Some people are just gifted. Tall? How tall is he? No. Not tall. Not tall at all. Doesn't look very big at all. No. It'd be interesting to see what they do in the NFL with them because you draft them as a corner or receiver. Mhmm. You know? Because you're not gonna be able to do both way. Like, they did like Champ Bailey did both, but, receivers make more money. They corners pay get paid a lot though. Sure. Everyone gets paid a lot. No. Receivers I thought corners got paid more than receivers. No. Really? 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I would say for a wide series over $35,000,000 per season. Oh, that's hey. That's b, so just to educate you, just so we sound like we know what we're talking about. So Oh, Jalen Ramsey makes 24,000,000. And so he's the highest paid. The average receiver makes 35,000,000. Oh my god. Hey, look at me. What? Hey, look at me. Will you shut the f**k up for a little bit? Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. So you wanna be you wanna be a f**king receiver? It just depends what you wanna do, but then also, there's guys, you know, that would go both ways in the NFL. There's guys who've done it before. Well, it's this is too tough. Pressure on you. I mean, there's more pressure. He's in the NFL, man. g*****n it, dude. See how much centers are paid. Don't don't waste your time, Jim. So left tackle are the ones that make them crazy. Right? Don't waste your time. This year, Bosa, who's an edge rusher, he came in second. I think he had, like, 34,000,000. Yeah. Bosa signed a big boy deal. Yeah. He was he was right under Joe Burrow. Oh, Joe Burrow's f**king awesome. Get out of here. I mean, he's awesome. You gotta love him. He's tough as s**t, gets hit every play. He's a beast. He's a beast. Your boy Justin fell short. I'm sorry about that. Why do you have to bring things like that up? I'm saying, babe, he just he he kinda fell short. Like that. I'll have everyone know that I'm in the quarter finals for my Fantasy Football Team League though, so I'm doing okay. Who do you who's who's your pick for for the, Super Bowl? Is it is it Kansas City, Detroit? Get out of here. Detroit. The Eagles look great. Bills. Bills look good. Bills. Bills. So the Eagles. No. Not the Eagles. They beat the they beat the Steelers. Wow. They're good. Wow. The Eagles are what are the Eagles right now? They haven't lost in 10 games. I'm tell it's it's gonna be Detroit and Bills. f**k, dude. What do you mean? I'd almost be rather talk UFC. But the Eagles are doing really well. Yeah. They're good. They're good, man. You you got the Eagles you got the Bills over the Eagles? Yeah. Maybe. f**k, dude. They beat the Steelers. It's casual NFL talk. I follow a little Settlers make so much money, dude. The San Diego Chargers are doing great. Well I didn't say that. I said they lost. They got molly walked. It's the casual and the fighter. What do you mean? I mean I'm talking football, man. I know. I'm spitballing right here. Yeah. I know. The f**k is wrong? Talking about cornerbacks, wide receivers Oh, no. Salaries, centers, and all the leaders of them. Great corner. I would bet you could backpedal like a mullet. So I'm touching. Give me Adia. What do you got? A little too small. Short. I'm a little too slow. I'm too little too slow. Okay. I have a short femur bone. What do you got? Wanna go? I'll go first. It's a a few haters are gonna say this video is fake, but look what this kid did on his first try at a soccer game. Paper Airplay? For the listeners of paper, it's a young looks like he's 14? I reckon it's where did it go? Wait. Oh, I see it. Oh, it's fake for sure. That's not how No. It's fake for sure. That's not how planes fly. No. It might be real. No. Jin. I think that's real. Holy s**t. You also thought Connor was Popeye, remember? Jen. Now this is real. I don't I'd have to look at him more. What do you they looked pretty fake. It's just because the planes don't fly like that. I initially, I'm gonna say it's fake. They don't fly they don't they never stagnant like this. Like, that when it's going like this turn. They go like this. Yeah. I rode the the winds change. Yeah. They don't go like this. Nah. Winds change. I call bulls**t. Fat chick. I think it's real. It's 2022. I don't care. It's still cool. No. I think it's true. Thank you. Yeah. It it just took on a different trajectory. Misleading. It says misleading. Running verse image search of video key frames was traced by YouTube shorts video, day of June. Yeah. It's it's fake, dude. Yeah. They just probably modified it through, you know, just software. But this is but this is what they do it for. This guy. Hold on. Look at his face. No. I don't think it hold on. It go back. Back up? No. I mean, let me read that. New same fact check the same window? It's the same exact video. Okay. Go go up, please. This way? No. The other way. That's down then, Brian. I'm sorry. As for the description of video, dated June no. This is a different one. Right? No. It's the same same video, bud. I think there is. That's it right there. There we go. Hold on. Also, we came across a new report by over the old old clip of fans scoring incredible airplane goal. Keep going down, Tim? New. I'm going to click this film during the end. Keep going down, Tim. There for a quick second. It's just misleading. So if I just edit it edit it after it didn't fly in the Yeah. He just edits so it looks like he scores the goal. The the way it's moving and the the way it looks, it's fake, guys. Yeah. So You guys will get it. Okay. You guys me and them. Not you and me too. Gotcha. Alright. Here's another one. Fun clip though. Yeah. It's good. Here's another one. The old backy boo. This gentleman Oh, no. Marnie Maxx, one armed, KO'd someone in an MMA fight. We have great footage of it. This happened in Brazil. Max. Oh, boy. How embarrassing is it for the other dude? Just circle to the right bud. It's rocking, man. Keep touching. Oh, by the box. Damn, look at this. Damn, he hit him with a nub too. Yeah. So my question is There there's a legit fighter in Bellator though with one arm. A tough guy. Right. So there's one in Bellator. Yeah. Well Would Jana allow this? No. You know what would happen to him, Sanaz, in the UFC? He'd get f**king head kicked in 10 seconds. This is very low level. It's a nub. This is very low level. He would definitely get head kicked. The chances of that paper that paper plane clip being real is has more of a shot being successful than this kid. He could literally circle your left hand jab his face off. He was Nick Newell. Are you talking to Nick Newell? Nick Newell. Yeah. He was a badass dude. Bada*s. CI trade man. Dana said, no. Not a chance. No. Oh. You get eaten alive. Yeah. Okay. You just can't. It's a fun story and good for him getting in there. But, yeah, I mean, damn. Alright. One arm, dude. Here's another one for you. You go down to Florida a lot, Bry. Right? Mhmm. Florida fisherman had a catch of a different kind when he hauled over £55 of cocaine. What do you do? Do you get any reward if you turn it in? I don't think so. Here's the real question. I don't think so. Worth $1,700,000. Yeah. That's 30 years in jail, so you'd have to probably get rid of it. Not for him though. But if you turn it in, aren't you a little worried they're gonna be like, hey, is this yours? No. You can prove it. But my thing is they don't give you any reward money. Dude, did you did you hear the person that turned into the the CO shooter at McDonald's? They didn't call Crime Stopper. They just called the police so they don't get the reward. What? Have you heard this? No. What? Fact check that. Let me see that cocaine. Let me see $1,700,000 of street But I'm I'm pretty sure that because they didn't call in Crime Stoppers, because they called the cops, you gotta call Crime Stoppers to get the reward. Look at that. Yeah. That's a lot of cocaine, man. £55. As an added bonus, the sheriff office is offering a unique incentive for the owner to an all expenses paid staycation at Ivy's Iron Bar lot. Bulls**t, dude. Like, bro, I could just sell this myself and make a meal. Yeah. Don't turn it. I don't know where you're gonna turn to, but I'm sure the dark arts. Yeah. Get on the the dark web. You get busted. Anybody Then you're doing f**king 5 years for bulls**t. Busted. Is eligible, but you're getting it takes time. Oh, so they are getting it the money? He says it's eligible. When did that come out? It's 4 days ago. Go to another one. You CBS, Jim. What are we doing there? Go to another one. This kid's gonna write from jail and people are gonna he's gonna create a whole cult following. That's the most recent so far. I'll go up, I mentioned him on stage. With with the The girls were like, he's hot. Witness payouts explained. So go to that. It says should be eligible. That's 5 days ago. Payment rule. So it takes a while to get your money if you go with Crime Stoppers? I guess so. You think they'd give it to you right away. So may not be getting reward anytime soon. There are 2 separate rewards your employees should be eligible for. NYPD was offering 10,000. FBI was offering 50. Okay, FBI. It's like a Dana White bonus, dude. Both agencies have different policies. Put them on your state. Put them on your state. Employees should be eligible, but staying put. I wonder how you're eligible for it. See, I heard because they didn't call Crime Stoppers, they don't get it, but. I'm sure they just have to go through all the, you know, to make sure everything's legit. Yeah. Yeah. Did she some lady was so inspired by him. She was like a mother of 3, then she threatened another CEO, and now she's looking at 5 years of prison. She's like a mom. Yeah. Hey. But how don't how about g*****n it, b***h. The f**k you doing? What are you doing? That's just, like, like, you know. Yeah. Apparently, he yeah. He has they they have a GoFundMe. Like, he has all this money now. Obviously, he can't get to it. Oh, dude. In jail, they were like, he's being treated poorly. It's like, does he have a TV in his cell? No. You know? So here's the method right there if you wanna get it faster. Where at? Silent witness in here. Call 480 witness with your tip. That's where you'll receive a PIN number. Interesting. If you're probably I think that guy is yeah. He's gonna be he'll be like Kitek Dasinski, but he'll be writing. You know, the question is does the jail make his so the whole thing. Right? He's gonna be writing his manifestos from jail, and he will inspire copycats. And the question becomes for the jail, do you allow people to read what he's writing? Because for the Unabomber, they they did not. They didn't. Yeah. They they they yeah. You you won't be able to get it out, but Unabombers. Yeah. Oh, I know. Yeah. He he won't be able to get it out, but he'll, the the thing that it'll do is those other CEOs, a, they took down all the CEOs off the website, so you don't know who it is. Yeah. But they're just an increased security, so it seems impossible to get to them. He was trailing this guy, I guess, for a while, wasn't he? I guess. Yeah. Strange. What else you got, Josh? Got another one for you. Well, the Carolina Panthers it's a lot of football stuff today, guys. Carolina Panthers haven't been having a great year, but every I'm gonna call him, like, USA sweetheart. Good old Leguette, legit, however we wanna spell him, was talking about how at Thanksgiving, he decided to cook and eat a racc**n. Bro. He's straight country. That's country. You made so much money to eat racc**n. It's like when my girl makes, cow stomach lining, I'm like, I work too hard for us to eat cow stomach. What are you doing? Oh, tripe. Disgusting. Disgusting. Called tripe. Yeah. I'm like, what are you doing? They put it in a soup? Yeah. That's what the Italians do that too. Yeah. Joanna does that. My mother loved it. I did it. I'm not eating stomach lines. I work way too hard to eat calcium. It's still just utter. They they I was in Mexico. I go, this meat is chewy as s**t. And they go, it's utter. That's disgusting. f**king utter. Was it like the whole were you like No. It was not there. No. I Or was it like like calamari? It was calamari. And it was chewy and s**tty. We're talking about a racc**n, guys. Yeah. Racc**ns probably wouldn't be they're they're carnivorous. They're they're like cats. They all see trash and bulls**t. Like, it can't be good. It can't be good. But he's such straight country. Like, I love the way he talks. I can only understand about half of what he says, but, I mean, he said he ate it for Thanksgiving. Disgusting s**t. What's that? That's an utter. That's a cow udder. I don't wanna watch. Like, why are you eating cow udder? Come on. It's so not good. I feel like Chin would eat this s**t. I would totally eat this. You would? Yes. She's like, no. Don't cut it. God. I love that you'd eat a Chin. Oh, you think putting pep damn, she's making a breed out of it? Yeah. I mean, I would never eat it. It's not. I I did it. Juicy beef, utter shawarma. Not good. It's not. It really £13 of cow water? That was gross to see that, though. That s**t looks pretty tasty, Brian. But I wanna I want You'd see what I mean. I'd say don't cut it. Just give me the full otter and the utter, and I'll just f**king deep throat that thing. Yeah. No. You wouldn't. I promise. I I ate it. It was nasty? Yeah. Chewy. Exactly what you think of taste. Calamari? No. Not at all. Way chewier. It doesn't break down like calamari. Just chewy. Ugh. Bro, eating a racc**n. Let me see the reactions. I have another question for you. We asked everybody, what's your hottest food taste? So like, is there something weird that you'd like to eat or something you don't like? That's him in the middle? Yeah. He looks like he's tracking. No. Like, what's something in the food industry that you, you know, that you have a weird opinion on? Well, y'all probably seen that video but I said, I ain't coot. I ain't racc**n. You what? That was the I see that. I see that. I see. No. What what do you what do you mean racc**n? Like, the the racc**n? Like, a racc**n that you see in the chair. Okay. He's so country. What what do you mean? Oh, country. I hunt it. I I hunt it. I kill it. I kill it. Cool. Ate them. I will let So when's the last time you hit the racc**n? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So you already got Thank you. You killed the racc**n or you had, like, you No. My kids I'm a I'm a people don't mind and all that, sir. My kids They can't? They cute it. My cousins They called me like, yeah. We got that coc**n with you. We get that coc**n. Yeah. That sounds crazy. We got that cone. Bro, he's country. Country. So country. Like, I've never heard. Like, he sounds like the girl off Yellowstone. I told you, you can't really understand. Where is he from? I gotta I gotta know where that is. Louisiana. That's gotta be deep south. Like, where is that from? That's his country as he get my cousin. My cousin. Where is he from? Yeah. He's f**king Bro, that is I love it. He might be the most southern guy of all time. South Carolina? There it is. Damn, South Carolina. That's some heavy, heavy south s**t. That's country country. 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I was supposed to be part of it, but I said no. Really? Yep. Either this guy was gonna kill me or I was gonna have to kill him. After the fight, we drank all night long. It was great. You guys have incredible legacy, but they tarnish it. It's either you or me. I'll tell you right now, I'm only going out one way. Can I ask why you didn't wanna do it, b? I did a bunch of Rhonda questions. I just said the the like, I you know, I wanted creative control of whatever I was gonna say because if it's celebrating Rhonda and how she was, you know, a pioneer and she was basically like the hoist Gracie, I'm all about it. But if it's negative and going into the demise of her career, I don't want any part of it. And they wouldn't grant me that access. I'm like, well, no. You no. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's because it it's like nothing to draw. If it's click baity stuff, I'm like, no. I'm not I I I am part of it. That doesn't inspire me. That. No? Mhmm. I watched the dark side of the ring because I'm wrestling with it. Dark side of the MMA. I mean, if you've been around Weren't you part of dark side of comedy? No. Yeah. Because you did the Rogen. And you're on the Rogen episode. Oh, I am? Yeah, dude. You did it. But that was Vice. That wasn't Dark Souls. Brian, this is Vice. It's the exact same thing. Oh, really? Yeah. Yep. I didn't know that. I see they didn't tell me that. I was just giving an interview about Rogen. How interesting. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. I said no. Yeah. Well, I don't like Vice. Vice used to be awesome. Dude, you just did that interview on Rogan Yeah. On Vice. I because I I called Rogan. I said, hey, they want me to do an interview with you, and I was I think I was aware they were gonna try to, like, get dirt on them or something. And I was like, there's no dirt. That's the thing about them. It's like But why I mean You know? Yeah. I don't trust any of it. Vice, I don't trust any of it. Again, if it's celebrating if it's celebrating Rhonda, I'm all about it. I don't they were like, no. It's not that to celebrate. I'm like, cool. She got they told me. I'm like, no. No. No. I'm good, man. Yeah. We have a device. They weren't woke and ran into the ground. Shane Black had to sell it because they got there was all these sexual misconduct Shane Smith. Shane Smith. There was all this sexual like, oh, you know, some chauvinistic and odd bulls**t. Well, what what you know, what happened to Shane on Rogan was talking about Shane like, Rogan asked what happened. He goes with the DI hires and they let the young kids run it. Mhmm. And then they were like, oh, we gotta do this and highlight this group and this group and just ran to the ground. Yeah. I remember Eddie Wong was here. He had to, you know, hit Sean there. They didn't pay him, like, a a huge chunk of money that's they still owe him. Yep. Yeah. That's a lot of bulls**t. Yeah. I wouldn't touch base. No. They were groundbreakers. Groundbreakers, but not now. Yeah. I mean, they did s**t where they would go to the Congo and find the camps. Okay. Then Shane but Shane Shane is on his own now. He's just still doing that s**t. Is he? Yeah. He's launching back up. He's amazing. I sent me I used to walk my kid and he'd walk his kid. I see him all the time. Really? Yep. What else you got, Jen? Just wanna do this one or no? That's fine. Oh, yeah. So if you guys remember a while ago, Randy Moss stopped doing commentating and, it just came out that he announced that he has been dealing with cancer. That's terrible. And, he says he's in remission. He's gonna still be doing some chemo and stuff. Talk about a country boy. Randy, super country. Oh, I was gonna ask you, Sanaz. Yeah. What's going on with LeBron? How's this not bigger news? He just Why do you do you leaves leaves the Lakers They don't tell us any reason why. People think it's his connection to, Diddy or something like that. We have no clue. He was just like, nope. Taking a leave of absence. Didn't tell us why. That's interesting to me. Weird. Right? Could be the trade talk maybe. They thought maybe go to Golden State with Steph Curry. I don't think There's the Butler talk in Miami, but we've never seen it yet. Even though it was straight talks, you just don't leave the team. No. You don't just leave the team. I think it was last night. Right? Have you heard anything? All I heard was that he came back last night. And as far as anything else, their PR team has it under, such a hard rap. Of course, he has the best PR team in the land. Everyone's just gonna assume what you're assuming. People first brought up P Tiddy. P. P. Tiddy. People then were trying to bring it up, Steph Curry stuff. I don't he's not going anywhere without a son. Let's make that clear. But I don't know what's going on. Something's weird. Yeah. That's not I don't know if it was an injury they didn't wanna bring up. Not normal. And injury would be normal. Injury, we can be like, alright. Yeah. He's missing a few games. But leave off the absence. You're like, what? You know, and it's funny. Even if you Google it No. His team controls all that. All the data. Got it. Time away, excused absence while nothing has been managing the same left foot pain. They're blaming his left foot pain. I don't think so either. Alright. If you say so. What else you got? But I don't know. Just got one quick one. Where was that one? Have you seen this guy that bought us a used Subaru from a dealership? And then as he went when he went home, he was like, there's so many undisclosed problems with it, you know, technical stuff. So he called them. Deal with it. He called us, I'm gonna drive this into the shop or into the dealership if you don't give me a refund. And they just kinda, like, you know, didn't take it seriously. Like, you ain't gonna do s**t if they'll say less. And then here we go. This is great. I love that. s**t. I want the cops. I told you motherf**kers. Woah. Woah. Oh, s**t. I'll call the cops. Did you see another car? Oh, s**t. Did you drop the n word there too? I I couldn't hear it. Is anybody under the car? Is anybody under the car? Is anybody under the car? Someone's but, yeah, he's obviously in a lot of trouble. Oh, he's f**ked. You guys, but there's that other one. They found, Hannah Kobayashi. That's right. They found him on the safe. I know, dude. She's fine. She's she's a real I mean, she's a she's a s**thead. Dude. Her dad killed himself. But also What an a*****e. The dad had to have something else going on. Yeah. I don't know. She sounds like a real But also, there's no evidence your daughter's dead? And you're like, I can't find you. You tell your you don't tell your family they're going through Crossing the border into Mexico on her own free will? Did did the dad have some sort of, previous depression, all that s**t? They say he wasn't sleeping, and he and he just killed himself. But that's just too soon. And also, you know, her fellow employees knew where she was at the whole time, and they didn't tell anyone. Wow. Yeah. She would tell her she would tell her, you know, coworkers, like But she didn't tell her family? Did she not like her family? What's going on? I don't know. She's probably mentally ill. Yeah. She's f**king well known. Tripped on some acid or Ayahuasca because she apparently was telling people she's going through a spiritual awakening in my life right now. You don't tell your parents and you Your dad offs himself? Like And I don't think she even mentioned anything about her her you know, I don't know. And and has she even come back yet? They haven't talked to her. It's like No. She didn't break any laws though. No. But apparently, you don't like your dad much. I don't know. She probably didn't think he was gonna do that. It says after she was determined to have voluntarily traveled to Mexico, the FBI investigated whether she had been wrapped up in a green card marriage scheme with an Argentinian national. Yeah. She was apparently. But also, you're an a*****e. Yeah. Yeah. Shoot your dad a text. Shoot your dad a f**king text. Shoot your mom a text. Hey, dad. I'm okay. Don't do anything crazy. Right? I heard you came to LA. I'm I'm okay. I'll keep you up when I have time. Are your mom and sisters, you don't put them through hell? She sucks. You suck. Is that it, Jin? That's it? She's just up. We're gonna be a b. Good news, everybody. We're at Naples, Florida, everybody. Off the Hook Comedy Club. That's Friday, Saturday, Sunday, then we got Comedy Zone, Port Charlotte, December 26th, 27th, 28th. Daddy's getting ready for to shoot the special. Desert Ridge Improv, Phoenix, Arizona. How can your tickets on for sale at the mothership? I think, they kinda sell on their own, but I'll put them on. You can't promote it, though? Yeah. I can. I gotta put it on my website. I don't know why it's not on there. Kinda important, dude. Kinda important. Well, comedy ship comedy mothership, January 10, 11, 12. I'm there. Let's go. Yeah. You want that on there, bud. Yeah. You don't wanna assume they're gonna sell out. That's true. Because some guys don't. Yeah. It's a terrible look. Okay. Yeah. We got Secret Santa on Wednesday. Don't forget, guys. Don't forget your presents. Secret Santa. We got somebody arranged. Crazy. Everybody's gonna bring in their presents. We're gonna open them together. Shoot a reminder Wednesday morning, please. Yeah. And it's That's cool. Too. So oh, yeah. We can do that. Early morning show. She's gotta leave. Yeah. That ain't Alright. Alright, kids. Love you. This is Fire and Kid. We're out.
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